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DISCLAIMER

Last updated on Saturday, March 12, 2011.

Based on my true story and actual events in my practical work-life, I have the pleasure to write this experience documentary blog which is meant for mockery purposes and wishes to rehabilitate and straighten up some of the bad practices which emerged in the fields of Software Development and Software Development Management.

While I have made every effort to ensure the truthfulness of the events and information presented in this blog, it is intended as a registry for my own practice, experience and knowledge, and should not take the place of the practical experience you should gain by yourself.

Any resemblance in events or to real persons, living or dead is not coincidental; it means you have met the same kind people and faced the same types of situations and problems. It also means that I know, understand and mean every word I write.

Enjoy!

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